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When you’re 34 and three quarters
You sack off vinyl for CDs
Start listening to gardener’s question time
Stop trying so hard to please
When you’re 34 and three quarters
You can’t do two nights on the trot
A pair of slippers and the property guide
An ovaltine, that’s your lot
You’re loving storage solutions
Go to B&Q because you can
Squirrel bags inside of [...]