They say we’re old so we don’t blow / But you’ll out find out before you go

Upon the brink of epiphany / stands the once cherished / emperor of youth now witness

This is a poem about the Bonnie and Clyde of Gluttony.

Until the streets are finally safe for people with high disposable income… everywhere is 4×4.

Howden House you’re a living hell to me
with your lies and lack of decency
providing daily facades as you act all fucking hard with your third Reich ideology

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You used to be a friend of mine
Then I said will you be my valentine
I said, be my valentine
Yeah – be my valentine
That’s when you stopped
Turning up on time
That’s when I started spending
A fortune on wine.
But – be my valentine
I said be my valentine
Beryl the Peril
Loves Korky the cat
But we don’t talk about [...]

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Last month Tina became the first person to sing live at Words Aloud. Listen again by clicking play in the player above!

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All the chav’s think they are real clever with their Burberry hats and Eyes to close together but check Einstein he wrote the line Relativity He found divine Mass and energy is the same thing E=mc squared is da Bling
A curved prism light gave Newton insight that classical unstable Thermodynamics is the structural [...]

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Egg Mombassa
Steady on the line
Baby – don’t muck them yolks up, man.
Egg Mombassa
Double at dawn
Boyfriend – I’m laying it on you.
Egg Mombassa
Get into it boy
Friends are hungry in the henhouse.
Egg Mombassa
So right for us.

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The RAF like a nibble on those long plane rides
Cheese and cress over Tunisia
Tuna and flesh over Turkey
Oh yes, they like a sandwich or two
Real and strong in their cock pits.
The RAF like a nibble on those long plane rides
Cheese and cress over Tunisia
Tuna and flesh over Turkey…
Oh yes, they like a sandwich [...]

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When routine bites hard, and ambitions are low
And resentment rides high, but emotions won’t grow
And we’re changing our ways, taking different roads
Then love, love will tear us apart again –
Why is the bedroom so cold? You’ve turned away on your side
Is my timing that flawed – our respect run so dry?
Yet there’s [...]