Relativity Rap by Rob Wheeldon
8 February 2007 | Published in Audio, Lyrics, Poems | 5 Comments
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All the chav’s think they are real clever with their Burberry hats and Eyes to close together but check Einstein he wrote the line Relativity He found divine Mass and energy is the same thing E=mc squared is da Bling
A curved prism light gave Newton insight that classical unstable Thermodynamics is the structural wave form which moves the planets The Sun is a changeable force with a moving boundary which gives heat and Light to you and me Spectral light emissions cause the effect that Curves space/ time to a constant effect
Nuclear fusion will cause no confusion
If you get over the simple delusion
That every thing is in a fixed state
That’s not how particles interrelate
I understood Newtonian physics at school for every action an opposite I was no fool Well Dense energy equals mass they didn’t teach me that in class.
Compressed energy is released in a dance a physical activity not left too chance All the sums must balance out and that’s what stars are all about
Well a black hole it has no mass
Progress and motion towards its devotion No light escapes this Euclidian potion Into what dimension does the energy emerge The whole damn thing is truly absurd
Now please don’t see this as a retraction Let me illustrate this action One two three all states emerge, mass and light and energy Extend from a Singularity.
Unleashed potential all around and that was how the light was found
With energy the world resounds there’s are always motion where light is found E and mc squared gets it together and creates all kinds of cosmic weather Photons and electrons perform the trick that lets the clockwork Universe tick It is not clockwork Newton’s bucket was wrong but try making that into a song
The lambda principle lets there be light who’s to say it’s not cosmologically right?
A balanced creation of energy that created everything mysteriously Electrons and photons Like to dance and will interact given half a chance
Too all of us its quite clear the earths a sphere You can not see the curve off the earth for its mighty girth The curve of the line resting on the equator Is the truth of the now in the past and the later
The point of an arrow that curves on a dime This is the essence of circular time, gravity curves nature too a constant degree And even time is a singularity
Come on now, and don’t be morons
Just innovate your interneurons
With its strange polarity existing on every scale The perfect geometry off this tale The golden ratio that makes every thing go It’s the strangest thing that we all know
The Wheeler-DeWitt equation freezes time but quantum gravity is the key too help undo this mystery The Tachyon is faster than the speed of light and into history it sets flight I hope this rhyme found the time to show you that physics is so sublime

February 23rd, 2007at 15:19(#)
fantastic – best ive read in years!
February 27th, 2007at 08:37(#)
Come on now, and don’t be morons,
Just innovate your interneurons.
ha ha. He proper rocked didn’t he!
February 28th, 2007at 11:13(#)
oh question master that was fantastic
March 14th, 2007at 23:08(#)
Hey Rob nice poetry
great !
March 21st, 2007at 15:12(#)
If you have been affected by any of the views expressed within this poem, on the quantum turbulence problem within a relativistic framework please don’t lose any sleep at night But if the but if you wish talk about super position of state in neurology and its role in consciousness or other such topics please feel free to contact me or if you wish too help popularise this impoverished amateur poet drop me a line at rob_wheeldon81@hotmail.com